jzyn_derulo's definitions

zynvestment

noun. the action or process of investing money in zyns not only for the pleasure/ addiction of nicotine, but for the opportunity to be a part of an elite group of investment professionals with a unique vision and an outstanding portfolio.

Wow, Brock. I'm stoked I invested in Chapin & Christo Zynvestment Group on the ground floor, dude. I'm profitable as fuck.

-Bryce

by jzyn_derulo June 22, 2022