1 definition by juvenilewhore
Probably one of the worst couples out there considering he sucks and leaves you because you're suicidal and he wants your best friend, but won't admit to it because he's a pussy.
Bryant and Jade -
(A week after promising to stay together forever no matter what.) "I'm breaking up with you" (ON MEMORIAL DAY MIGHT I ADD!)
2 months after that he admits to his current crush that he has a crush on her, but won't say it's actually her and she tells you and puts you into an even worse heartbreak and then you call her out on liking him back because your true best friend actually tells you the truth and she leaves you because she didn't want to deal with it.
(A week after promising to stay together forever no matter what.) "I'm breaking up with you" (ON MEMORIAL DAY MIGHT I ADD!)
2 months after that he admits to his current crush that he has a crush on her, but won't say it's actually her and she tells you and puts you into an even worse heartbreak and then you call her out on liking him back because your true best friend actually tells you the truth and she leaves you because she didn't want to deal with it.
by juvenilewhore September 3, 2022