Definitions by jon glickman

Kermiting the Frog 

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

Kermiting the Frog by jon glickman January 9, 2009