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Definitions by john tinkleberry VIII

keep it on the brown low 

gertrude is on her period, so I have to keep it on the brown low tonight.

brown pie 

Noun
1. A big ass piece of human shit, fresh from the oven (asshole) and good enough to eat.
Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?

Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.
brown pie by john tinkleberry VIII January 14, 2007