2 definitions by john tinkleberry VIII

brown pie

Noun
1. A big ass piece of human shit, fresh from the oven (asshole) and good enough to eat.

Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?

Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.

by john tinkleberry VIII January 14, 2007

keep it on the brown low

to penetrate that ass with cock

gertrude is on her period, so I have to keep it on the brown low tonight.

by john tinkleberry VIII January 16, 2007