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ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die
Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-
by john stromboli December 29, 2022
mugGet the ur bestie molestiemug.

4321qazxcfds0987ujklm

Congratulations, you tried to make 69 with your keyboard. Only 6.297 quadrillion more keyboard combinations to go!
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by john stromboli October 13, 2023
mugGet the 4321qazxcfds0987ujklmmug.

friendly killer

The scum of the earth. Includes, but is not limited to, scunts and spies who use their sappers just to make friendly engies salty af.
Vince: This friendly killer keeps sapping my disp!
Joel: Hold up, I'll be demo and sticky trap a circle around you.
by john stromboli October 25, 2020
mugGet the friendly killermug.

sr. deuss

Sr. Deuss is my favorite writer
by john stromboli June 21, 2021
mugGet the sr. deussmug.

Frederick Quicksilver

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died
Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch
by john stromboli November 27, 2022
mugGet the Frederick Quicksilvermug.

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.
We got a snoldier on the bridge!
by john stromboli November 27, 2020
mugGet the snoldiermug.

ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.
some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...
by john stromboli February 16, 2021
mugGet the ur wife has no lifemug.

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