john s's definitions

Dirty Mike Wilson

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

by john s November 12, 2004

easy _______

A sardonic retort to a comment or action made by someone in order to deflate it's importance. Often works best when an aptly placed "oh" is added.

Woman: Guess what?
Man: What?
Woman: I'm engaged to be wed!
Man: Oh easy, marriage.

by John S March 3, 2005