cleg dust

poo that has not been properly wiped after pooing and is on ur bum hairs it is somewhat fine and dusty

"ahh crap i have some cleg dust!"

by john john john June 22, 2006

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

by john john john June 22, 2006