Definitions by john john john

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

bellend by john john john June 22, 2006

cleg dust

poo that has not been properly wiped after pooing and is on ur bum hairs it is somewhat fine and dusty

"ahh crap i have some cleg dust!"

cleg dust by john john john June 22, 2006