Definitions by jockerty

Slamp 

To slump into a relaxed/dejected position quite forcefully.

"Hey Michael, why are you slamping?"
"They've confirmed Space Jam 2."

Slamp by jockerty March 31, 2019

Slamulet 

Also known as a "good luck charm", a slamulet is an object believed to confer protection upon its possessor, usually referring to those worn by basketballers.

"The hell is Michael wearing on his wrist?"
"It's a slamulet, you muppet."

Slamulet by jockerty March 31, 2019