jigglewacker's definitions

Jigglewacking

When you press a massage gun to your balls whilst a bag of boiling water is zip-tied around your balls.

Friend 1: Hey man can you get me some ice?

Friend 2: Why?

Friend 1: I was jigglewacking and burned my balls...

Friend 2: ahh.. classic.

by jigglewacker February 14, 2025

Jigglewacking

When you press a massage gun to your balls whilst a bag of boiling water is zip-tied around your balls.

I was jigglewacking earlier, but I got third-degree burns.

by jigglewacker February 14, 2025