Definitions by jesiah mesiah

douche nozzlery 

group (or meeting) of smug dickless shitlips

convention of shitheads

"golly Johny, school sure is a douche nozzlery"

douche nozzlery by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008

bum shank 

1. (verb) the act of make savage love to anothers' anus in a wild, fast pumping, ass tearing, monkey like way

2. (noun) a fucking shitnosed assbag who thinks he doesnt want only to get rimmed in the ass by large black man

but is worng

1. "hey mikey, sorry i bum shanked your sister and mother yesterday, hopefully the blood and shit will wash out from their sheets"

2. "Randel sure is a bum shank"

bum shank by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008