raven

listen up fuckers. raven is the best person in this entire goddamn planet. everybody else is just basking in her glory. raven is a once in a lifetime friend. consider yourself lucky to be friends with raven, although you won't ever get the chance. she's too busy being a gift to joanna

hey man did you see raven today?
yeah and i was blinded by her beauty. totally worth it though.

by jbarks April 19, 2018

Irish elbow

A bartender who knows how to pour a strong drink.

She poured me a killer drink. She has an Irish elbow.

by JBarks January 06, 2012