james hernandez tower of pisa's definitions

cale makar

the best man to ever walk this earth. he has unspeakable aura and is extremely tuff. Every goal he scores is peak cinema and he deserves to win the stanley cup every season.

person 1: that guy is so cute me: not as cute as cale makar....

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025

choppitized

the most ugly someone could ever be, this is the highest possible level of chopped you could achieve. If you get called choppitized u might aswell give up on anyone youve ever wanted and end ur life.

sean: that girl is so bad james: nah shes CHOPPITIZED.

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025

cook his junk

another way to say a hard pass.

girl 1: is this guy cute? girl 2: EW COOK HIS JUNK ASAP.

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025

papa shiesty

the O-block version of papa smurf

dont play with papa shiesty

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025