1 definition by j7x (james sevenfold bent)
To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 18, 2006