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Trussbridging

When you and someone get hard, glue or tie the tips of your penises together, and roll a toy car over them (a real car can be substituted).

"Hey, bro! Wanna do some trussbridging?"

"Sure! Which car tonight?"

(30 minutes before the trip to the ER)

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