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Crouton

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.

Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”

by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018