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Dildoscillation

dil-dos-cil-la-tion!
Pronounced: Dil -dos-uh-ley-shuh n
--verb
1. the act or instance of oscillating a dildo
2. vacillation between differing beliefs, opinions, conditions, etc. in order to please an audience or individual:

1. She reached yet higher speeds of dildoscillation!
2. "it gets annoying when John dildoscillates just to make that bitch like him!"

by it's Eric the Red October 20, 2007