Appley Bridge

Pure northwest England incest

Small agricultural village near wigan that has more fingers than London

Go on ancestry and you'll find a circle
Eeeee u seen that guy Joe from appley Bridge? He's pure inbred
by isufferfromlag June 23, 2021
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Tommyglish

A finer, more reformed version of the English language, only spoken by those of a massive brain
Josh: Hello Tommy
Tommy: Hello Josh do you are Class 37 at York yet?
Josh: No Tommy
Tommy: Sorry Josh I do Tommyglish to say
by isufferfromlag September 12, 2021
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