A bad bitch that eats a lot but is blessed with a fast metabolism. She will beat the shit out of you but is lowkey soft in the inside and just needs a hug. Will listen to "Cupid Shuffle" while making breakfast but can switch to Vicente Fernandez at any point. Looks mad all the time but really isn't. Has an endless closet of hoodies and joggers, but resembles a cartoon character for wearing the same thing every day. Uses humor as a coping method. May or may not be a Russian spy.
by imchildishbambino November 19, 2019
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