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procrasturbating
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The
act
of
masturbating
as a form of
procrastination
.
I had a bunch of science
homework
but before I knew it I had a massive
boner
and then
before I knew it I was procrasturbating.
procrasturbating
by
illusion of the pants
April 19, 2010
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