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Lent

The time of the year 40 days before Easter that remembers both the 40 days of Jesus's temptation in the desert by Satan and the 40 years the Jews wandered the desert with Moses. Is also the time of year when your parents force you to church more and they make you give stuff up.

I gave up chocolate for Lent.

Sorry, I'm going to miss that party because my parents are forcing me to church again.

Deadpool gives up killing for lent.

by ihatechurch March 27, 2011