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1. The female of the human species. Virtually identical to man aside from small degree of sexual dimorphism and female sexual characteristics.
2. Approximately half the schmucks in the world. (for the other half, see also man)
3. Masters of driving heterosexual men absofuckinglutely insane.
1. That woman has boobs.
2. That woman is smothering her boyfriend's best friend with her boobs.
3. God damn! That woman was shoving her tits in my face! Is she that easy, and what the fuck is Marco gonna do when he finds out!?!
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