Niamh

A person who has been misfortuned for their whole life just because of a stupid bitch, her parent(s), who thought the name was smart.

TEACHER: Ok, roll call! Jake?
JAKE: Present
TEACHER: Lesley?

LESLEY: Present
TEACHER: Adam?

ADAM: I’M PRESENT BITCH
Teacher: Nia... Niomih... Nayam...
NIAMH: IT’S NEEEEEVE
Teacher: Just get the fuck out!

by icomplainaboutanything July 17, 2019