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GWOM

A large, lanky, human-like creature, with arms the length of tree trunks and a penis the size of a toothpick. Often seen clubbing fellow human beings/objects.

random kid: holy shit! gwom just clubbed my grandma! oh no!

GWOM: RAAAAAHHH!!!

GWOM by i like to slap bitches April 6, 2009