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Avery

As an Avery, almost all these other posts are WRONG! Averys are INFURIATINGLY smart, and they think they’re a nerd but are just smart, and they are VERYYY self conscious and you can tell because us Averys usually hide underneath baggy clothes and long hair that covers your face, but to our friends we tell them EVERYTHING. If you are a friend of an Avery, consider yourself VERY lucky, because we have like 3 friends and that’s IT. We will do ANYTHING to protect our besties, and I can say that I would commit violent illegal crimes to avenge my bffs. Also we have very few meaningful relationships, and are VERY picky with men. We are also really picky eaters and will not even eat an apple if it has a single bruise on it.

this actually happened to me. I am the Avery.

Friend: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Avery: WHAT!?!?
Friend: yeah, I’m kinda upset but it doesn’t really matter, we weren’t that close…
Avery: What is his address? I’m going there NOW!
Friend: no no, it isn’t a big deal-
Avery: I WILL KILL HIM FOR HURTING MY BESTIE. HIS DEATH WILL BE VIOLENT AND PAINFUL.
Friend: *sigh*. There’s no stopping her now.

by i cant use my name but… June 21, 2025