horatio alger's definitions

cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

ZCP

ZCP, for "Zero Contact Policy". The policy you put into effect when someone you have had a relationship won't stop contacting you after a breakup, and continues to use your own feelings of empathy to keep you from disentangling yourself from their melodramatic self-absorbed, miserable lives.

"Yeah, I tried to get away from him but he kept guilting me into seeing him, so I had to put him on the ZCP"

by horatio alger November 1, 2004