3 definitions by hooker at the desk

Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.

Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.

by hooker at the desk July 18, 2010

Double Clam Slam

The sexual act of slamming two meaty vaginas together while a penis is in the middle.

I only lasted 7 seconds when Ronisha and Monique did the Double Clam Slam

by hooker at the desk July 18, 2010

Turkish Log Jammer

The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.

"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"

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by hooker at the desk July 18, 2010