NEWB

someone who drinks smart waters. smart water tells you its a nutritionally enhanced water beverage on its bottle, and the acronym for that is NEWB. so if ya be drinkin smart water, ya gunna be called a newb.
good geez Kate didnt even know water was a beverage. obviously, shes not a NEWB.
by heyyyaahh April 19, 2011
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