heroyoumeanpedo 's definitions
A very young female kid jailbait if you will who goes after older man. She says she's mature but acts likes she's 5 (crying from not getting her way, mad at people for not seeing stuff her way etc.) The age of an Alyssa is normally 12-15 true Alyssas are 13 and go after 22 year olds. Normally after she finds the pedo that will date her she will call them senpai and always talk bout having sex with them. (Normally says "I want to eat his sperms!") Says she'll be a dictator to her kids even if they don't like it. To sum it a naive hypocrite loli brat.
by heroyoumeanpedo January 2, 2017
Get the Alyssamug.