douche helmet

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.
Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.
by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004
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coco de mer

The greatest sex shop IN THE WORLD! you can get lost in there for hours, and as soon as you leave it you will be nostalgic. It's a magical world where men walk around naked with silk blindfolds on and women walk around either in leather dominatrix gear or in frilly delicate lingerie. Brandishing silver and crystal dildos.
by hermaphrodite November 19, 2004
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