Definitions by henroy and jam-es

anal beard 

a beard that sprouts from ones anus

dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?

anal beard by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007

herbert 

a person that drives a silver car and drives 10 mph lower than the actual speed limit,they always get in front and slow down to the speed of a brick wall smeared with butter.

that herberts in the way!
what an old herbert!

herbert by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007