benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

shirley

a good ol’ gal.

damn we love shirley, she’s so classy!!

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

bruxism

something that’s wrong with my teeth. makes em short.

i have bruxism I can’t chew. no chewing tabbaco for me. oops

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020