Transformaz

Look up there, blood! They're robots in de skies!

Yo, yo, yo! Check it, bro! Flying in over KFC, aren't they Transformaz, robots in de skies? Yes blood!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 15, 2007

mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

vowel cancer

The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!

You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 05, 2007

estate car

NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.

I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 09, 2007

blacket

A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.

I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007