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McQuiston

A person who has several awesome rocks all for themselves. They are proud of their family heritage and have an unsettling obsession with the Scottish. In fact, they ARE Scottish. They have several existential crises in their room contemplating their existence before they drown it in art work. They also walk unusually fast.

Person 1 - "Look at this rock I found!"
Person 2 - "What are you? McQuiston?"

by handlerock123 May 10, 2018