Definitions by hamgod

SFPM 

Strictly Fucking Party Moms

When you work at a rock climbing gym and get an even better perk than a cash tip working those birthday parties.

"Hey Paul I heard you got promoted to SFPM full time thats great!"

"Yeah man I'm stoked, now during these belay parties I can take the Party moms to the utility closet and bang them until its cake time! Working at a climbing gym is even better now, yeeew!"

SFPM by hamgod June 22, 2018