hallejamesx 's definitions
A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)
Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
by hallejamesx March 8, 2019
Get the Shlongmug.