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Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

ildiiwidwh

“If Loki dies in infinity war, I’m dying with him.”

Friend 1: ildiiwidwh
me: too bad he’s already dead!
Friend 1: (deceased)

by halfgay June 27, 2018