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Olyvia is the fire goddess of the Loving Desert. She is known as a healer of man and a seeker of knowledge though when crossed she brings forth 'a mighty storm of carnage from which none shall emerge unscathed.'
Damn, did you see what happened to Mr. Shields when Olyvia unleashed her wrath upon him... all that was left was a quivering pool of jelly with a bad tie!
by hairless simian January 20, 2009
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