1 definition by hahahayousuckdick1
A fucking cunt who does not shave anything. She usually changes her hair colour and everyone talks shit behind her back. She is a complete troll who has a very hairy vagina. A brittany is usually obsessed with sex and has a new boyfriend every five minutes. She has no life and stays home all day snapchatting her family. Brittany's may be attractive at first sight, but eventually you will learn they are boring whores who love money. A brittany is one of the worst friends you can have and sometimes queefs at the dinner table. She usually sends pictures of her cumming vagina to her lovers and hangs up pictures of her vag on her walls. Do not date a Brittany, and if u do u can remember that u were warned!
Man: hey I met a hot chick named brittany last night.
Woman: watch out she probs has a hairy vagina that will eat u in the night.
Woman: watch out she probs has a hairy vagina that will eat u in the night.
by hahahayousuckdick1 June 17, 2013