I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

by guacamole face March 04, 2017

Workmode

The intense, irritable state of mind one enters while occupied with a task, usually leading to an unpleasant reaction when interrupted.

Honey, darling, light of my life, I can't talk about the stupid birthday party you're throwing for me, I'm currently in workmode.

by guacamole face March 04, 2017