2 definitions by groin fondler
Riley is the name of an amazing girl or guy that typically has blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and a load of freckles. They are quite skinny but perfect in every way. You could say "skinny legend". Their humor is original and hilarious and their smile is contagious. Despite the troubles they go through, and what seems like endless sob sessions, they always manage to get back up on their feet after a long day and be nice to everyone and anyone, even the ones who hurt them. They're also extremely attractive and easily catch the eye of others, reeling in many crushes.
Adrian: "Hey Abram, I'm gonna go hang out with Riley after school, can you stay here alone?"
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
by groin fondler August 28, 2019
When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.
Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!*
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|
by groin fondler August 28, 2019