2 definitions by goldfingers no.10

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Absolute bollocks
"Why do you put your arms in the air before you kick a ball, PJ?"

"It makes sure I am balanced and helps me be symmetrical"

"You are talking utter barkage there, pal"
by goldfingers no.10 September 14, 2009
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A noxious, eye-watering odourous guff that eminates from anyone whose name begins with a "J" - Usually unleashed after a night out on the piss. Also know as "The World of Juff".
"Fuck me, Juppy, it reeks in here. That is painful. You must have been juffing all night, you filthy bastard".
by goldfingers no.10 November 17, 2009
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