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spoomple
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When masturbaiting, right before you jizz,
you bite
your lip and make deep gutteral noises while
leaning forward
attempting to catch the load
in your eye
Last night
i tried my first spoomple
I think
i caught an
infection
from yesterdays spoomple
spoomple
by
godhascrabs
January 15, 2016
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