1 definition by girl who hates him

A cheating asshole who likes to have sex with you then brag about it to his friends who then try to hook up with you once you break up. STAY AWAY ladies he is bad news all around. He only lasts a minute or two in bed then likes to brag about how good he is. Dont be fooled by his sweet smile, he is a douche and deserves to get a rare STD that has no cure and makes your penis fall off...oh wait...his penis is so small already that there wouldnt be much to fall off. And watch out for that crazy tongue thing he does while you are kissing...his spit gets EVERWHERE!
you are being such a zach right now
by girl who hates him April 28, 2011
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