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Sarah

A rare celestial being known for unmatched wit, brainpower, and a dangerously chill attitude. Often spotted towering above crowds, blessing the earth with sarcasm and wisdom in equal measure. Sarahs are genetically engineered to win arguments, fix group projects last minute, and make strangers laugh without trying. Side effects of knowing a Sarah may include spontaneous motivation, jealousy, or the urge to become a better person.
Warning: Sarah haters are either confused, chronically bitter, or allergic to excellence.

Sarah is the best!

by gibberishgibbergirl May 22, 2025