2 definitions by gerald is cooler than your cat

Salsate

The process of letting normal ingredients turn into extraordinary salsa.

Person 1: One must cut up tomatoes, cilantro, onions, and garlic, and let it salsate overnight in order to achieve optimal salsa.

by gerald is cooler than your cat October 10, 2017

Blame it on Britt

somehow, no matter what goes wrong, it is Britt's fault.

Gerald: I just crashed my car! Blame it on Britt!

by gerald is cooler than your cat October 15, 2009