Ten rules that Christians and Jews claim is the "moral foundation of our country."
In reality, only two (thou shall not kill/thou shall not steal,) are actual laws.
These laws are common sense laws found in nearly every society across the world.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Somebody who writes "Fuck the system" on public transit busses.
The government never does any good for the people. (Proceeds to draw the anarchy symbol on the back of a seat as the government transportation gives him/her a ride home.)