Definitions by future youtuber :(

Filipino Toilet 

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.

Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.

Filipino Toilet by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022