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crooked dick 

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

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crooked dick tip 

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

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