Definitions by frederick nichols

lap basketball 

another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.

last night was the best round of lap basketball ive ever had

lap basketball by frederick nichols July 2, 2008

LMAOnaise 

the act in which a man shoots his load all over a womans face and then when she looks up at him with that dumb "i just got cummed on look" ... the man laughs so hard his ass falls off.

the other night, i was banging this girl and i blew LMAOnaise all over her face. it was so funny.

LMAOnaise by frederick nichols August 16, 2007