Definitions by francis the mule

ham darts 

It’s like regular darts but the dart board is a ham

Hey, are you up for a game of ham darts tonight?

ham darts by francis the mule May 22, 2022

The Eraser 

The sexual maneuver that involves placing a large amount of baby powder between a person's butt cheeks and clapping them together as you would a pair of old chalkboard erasers.

"Dude, I totally gave her the eraser last night."

The Eraser by francis the mule November 11, 2018